Teresa Giudice Prison Wifing Well

Teresa Giudice capitalized on her less than a year in prison for bankruptcy fraud by writing a tell all book about being the nine-thousandth pudgy Jersey girl in designer jeans to go to prison for grifting. She saw two women fooling around. Also, somebody stole her toothbrush, the food was old bologna, and the hot water rarely worked in the showers. So, every budget sleep-away camp ever. I just saved you $19.95. Her husband’s turn started this week for his 41-month stint for ripping off the government. Teresa made the most of the sad occasion by posting photos of herself looking sad and shopping with her heavily made-up middle school daughters with the money they hid in the aborted fifth babies coffin under the cedar tree out back. Fraud convictions aren’t what they used to be. It’s nice to see the criminal stigma gone. Aren’t you that woman on the TV? Of course I’ll take a check.

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