Alec Baldwin Deserves This

Having self-absorbed drinking angrily divorced famous parents likely sucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin’s strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black rapper, and after a stint in rehab, has culminated with daily near naked body pictures to social media. It’s the five stages of giving your shitty dad grief. He’s likely to notice your down pube shots on Instagram as he’s perusing the latest feet behind her ears reproductive photos from his much younger fake Spanish yoga wife. Having children who hate you isn’t karma. It’s earned.

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