The Kardashians may be the first set of public figures who can receive a gynecological exam on the fly. Super tight stretch pants yanked up over artificially inflated fuck areas provide a view of the pubis formerly the realm of obese homeless in cut off sweat pants. Surprised cries of ‘Your mulatto baby is crowning’ are the new ‘you look adorable’. You can’t cum hard enough to knock them over. It’s a carny trick involving low centers of gravity. Stop buying tickets.
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