Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt Have Perfect Tits They No Longer Show (Pimping Mr. Skin)

Every actress quits doing topless scenes when it feels right to them. About a million bucks into their cumulative career earnings feels about right. They’re willing to consider topless if the part calls for it. That’s another two million. It’s Hollywood way of ensuring you only see tits onscreen that are under thirty. Forty year old tits aren’t bad, but they’re not thirty year old tits by about ten years.

In this week’s Mr. Skin Minute, you can lament the fact that Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt are not close to topless in the prequel sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman. You can also see Don Cheadle bang Nicky Whelan because while he will never win the praise or salaries of his peers, he will fuck a ton of hot white women onscreen in shows he has a say in. Sweet revenge, Cheadle.

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