Hamilton No Whites Allowed and Flow Boy Carries Tampons in His Fanny on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #39

Studies have shown that a solid percentage of people who watch the evening news suffer from less depression and crotch itch if they simply start tuning out. Reviewing the ten most horrible things that happened in your metropolis on a daily basis is the kind of darkness that sticks with you. The same is true with working in porn. It’s impossible not to be jaded about two humans fucking. By the time you’re asking your girlfriend at home to pin her legs behind her ears so you can reverse pile drive her rectum, it’s too late. Rich and famous and high ranking people aren’t worse than the general population, they just have the power to be assholes in a more robust and noteworthy manner. Anybody can be a twisted self-indulgent drug addict. You can’t be Charlie Sheen without a TV show and millions in the bank. This is the shit we think about when putting together the podcast. Not as important as when the pizza’s arriving, but some kind of motivation.

On this week’s podcast we peer into the heart of a man who keeps tampons in his fanny pack for random girls on their period, wonder why nobody gives a shit that Hamilton the Musical asked whites not to bother applying for roles, and how badly Lamar Odom wished he’d faded out in that Nevada brothel. They key issues of our time. Maybe it means something to discuss them. We have fun either way. Listen if you want.

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