Jaden Smith Hetero Normative

Jaden Smith has taken every opportunity to remind the world that he’s not gay, just insufferable. He brings that older non-working model chick with him to all the experiential field trips he takes in lieu of attending school. I wear skirts, but I’m fucking this good looking chick. In your face labelers. Some teen urges supersede feelings of self-importance and arrogance. Coachella was magical. I wrote a short poem about it that’s being turned into a major motion picture starring me and you better put my girlfriend in it too. I found photos of Benny Medina fucking my dad. Green light means go.

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