This chick is in the closeout mode of an MMA fighter who has their opponent dazed on the mat. Baywatch street cred fades fast. Don’t be the chick that people totally forgot was on Leonardo DiCaprio’s bang list. Fire off wet swimsuit pictures daily. If nobody is calling, bring a friend with a camera who thinks he might get lucky. This isn’t a game. These are you tits. They don’t get firmer in your thirties. Farm families used to starve if they didn’t plow and sow seed in time. Winter is coming. Don’t be tempted to put on a jacket.
Photo Credit: Jan Welters