Khloe Kardashian Fills the Gap

Khloe Kardashian can’t survive much time away from NBA cock. After a week the fitful sleep kicks in. By one month she’s opening cans of tuna with her teeth and mumbling nursery rhymes. It’s Trainspotting but her opiate is big black cock. Kardashian dumped James Harden thrice nightly plowing to care for her stroked out husband and some sweet reality show footage. With Odom on the mend and out boozing, Kardashian’s vaginal beacon instinctively sent out a distress signal on a frequency only received by black athlete cock. Also minke whales. Those poor fucks. There’s something about her giant worked over fuck nib that has professional basketball players standing in line to take a shot. Brandon Jennings of the Orlando Magic drew the golden loaf ticket. Don’t let the fullback lower half fool you. She fucks like a man but cries like a woman. Cum before she cackles. Trust.

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