Kim Jong-un Brings Back the Ladies

Paranoia can be defined as a man so concerned with personal security that he disbands the team of attractive young escorts who suck and fuck him on command. When King Jong-un took over from pops, he eliminated the “Pleasure Squad” of largely underaged girls who served as a harem for the Great Leader. “Pleasure Squad” seems less obvious when drawn in Korean characters where it’s a house with a dude with a limp dick and six flat chested girls crying on their knees.

Jong-un has a largely justified fear that everybody wants him dead. He was convinced the intermittently giggling and crying team of teen escorts were selling him out to his enemies. Even after her showed them the kindness of the name brand Kleenex products for wiping up. Like any man who can’t get laid on his own, Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad. Good news for Jong-un, bad news for 8th grade girls in schools around the country who will come home to find their parents with a dead blank look in their eyes holding an official letter from the government palace.

Child rape goes on in the fancy leader digs of most nations in the world. Also a majority of Toluca Lake and Burbank kid casting offices. There’s something about men who come to power digging young girls, or boys in the Caliphate states. Would that we could set up a ginormous To Catch a Predator Dateline special and haul these pigs in. We can’t. That’s why God invented drones. 

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