Kim Kardashian Has an Answer For Everything

You thought Kim Kardashian shared photos of her tits and tongue because she’s an attention machine whose brand of feminism calls for commercializing her gross level fuckability. You’re only mostly right. Kardashian posted a ton of black and white late night Cinemax selfies from her weekend in Miami, careful to explain the real reason behind the sharing:

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so many text messages from friends asking if I was drunk, LOL! Kanye and I went to our friend Dave Grutman‘s wedding in Miami, and it’s been a while since our friends have been together and all dressed up, so we were just feeling inspired and wanted to take fun pics. It was a different way to capture moments from the night.

You commemorated your friends wedding by taking voyeur pictures of your gobbler tits? Do you do bar mitzvahs?

If you boil down the intense dislike of Kim Kardashian by men not currently or scheduled to fuck her, it might be summed up by her continuing need to put a pretty face on her whoring. It’s one thing to for a hand job lean-to to call itself a massage parlor. That’s a polite nuance. The Thai are a proud people. Pretending ten thousand cheesecake selfies are for the general welfare of the nation makes you an obvious liar. State your selfish power and money grubbing purpose and more than 16% of men will approve of you. Sorry, Hillary crossover.

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