Lamar Odom Covets the Juice

Lamar Odom may be one of those Keith Richards addicts who simply can not be killed. The Five Chinese Brothers successively impervious to gin, crack, molly, smokes, and herbal viagra. That doesn’t mean you just stop trying. Since waking from his stroke induced coma, Odom has been challenging himself to walk well enough to get his ass back to the bar. Once his dick is working again, he can re-introduce whores by the threes. The number four is horribly unlucky in Southeast Asia.

Odom was spotted out again headed to The Nice Guy nightclub where celebrity rehabbers go in between rounds of court-mandated temperance stints. Hardly anybody survives a second hemorrhagic stroke and renal failure. But how many people have won two NBA titles and a 6th Man of the Year Award? When you close your eyes do you see Khloe Kardashian pulling down her Spanx and begging you to make her a black baby? Keep drinking, you’re so very close.

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