Rachel Roy Faked Fucking Jay Z

According to authoritatively anonymous insider sources, Rachel Roy intentionally misled the social media idiots to believe she was the other woman in the Beyonce song  calling out her husband for cheating. Roy wanted to drum up publicity for her personal style book out now on sale. You’re going to want to dress and carry yourself like a woman who’s fucking a married rapper. It’s not confirmed but almost certainly true. Expect those books sales of three units to double to six and remind your publisher why he offered no advance. When being Damon Dash’s wife is no longer enough, think about a hard goods trade. Mining augurs. You don’t need sex scandals to move product. Have you even thought of the feelings of all the women Jay Z is fucking for real?

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