Rihanna Tits Music Tits

Just to remind everybody how much better Prince was at the musical arts than anybody on the Billboard Top 100, Rihanna released a new music video where she walks around in a see-through robe showing off her nipples and cigarettes. She’s rather consciously made an entire album out of ode to sex songs, or she’s performed the album that was created for her about sex. She’s merely the fuck vessel for the simplistic bump and grind songs. The music in the porn movie Taboo was more socially relevant and complex. The fucking was also better. They weren’t really related, because they would be gross, as opposed to just imagining it with your dick in your hand. Nothing makes sense any more. How has Rihanna outlived Jimi Hendrix. Marijuana didn’t turn out to be the gateway drug we had hoped.

Photo Credit: Rihanna ‘Needed Me’/Instagram