Sarah Palin Suing Azealia Banks

Redneck crazy ex-Governor Sarah Palin is suing Azealia Banks for a series of Tweets Banks posted suggesting Palin deserved to be gang raped by some big black dudes to teach her a lesson about racism. That doesn’t make any sense. But I’d watch the leaked tape on 4Chan. Banks was responding to a fake news piece online that suggested Sarah Palin said black people were into slavery so white people shouldn’t feel shitty about it. In Banks defense, the satirical story was so unfunny, you could see the confusion. Banks has nominated herself the defender of civil rights, though not gays or whites or Latinos who she openly slurs. She’s NWA without a catchy hook. It’s unclear who her audience is, but if you’ve managed to make Sarah Palin look like a sympathetic character, you probably need to go back to angry school for more learning.

Azealia Banks wrote a lengthy apology letter that blamed her Tweets on a  New York sense of humor and white people micro-aggressions. Also noting that running a train isn’t gang rape, it implies consensual gang sex. So, not an apology letter. Nobody likes to be sued in the post-Hulk Hogan trial era.

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