Target Boycott Should Play Out Nicely

People who don’t cotton to dicks in the ladies rooms are boycotting Target stores for allowing customers to choose to use their bathrooms based on personal gender identity. Which is an odd rule since nobody can explain gender identity in a single sentence. Not one that makes any sense to your average Target shopper so desperate to pee that they’re using the bathrooms at Target.

This is where the politically correct rubber meets the discount retailer road. Corporate America has chosen to get in line with trannies choosing toilets because it’s been couched under the general heading of sexual orientation, protected by law and the Bravo network. Super Christian dudes with receding hair lines and creepy mustaches like Tim Wildmon with the American Family Association finally have a popular spearhead for their war on Sodomites. Most Americans tolerate gay people and want them to have their damn wedding cakes. But many people will buy into the fact that letting people with dicks into the ladies room will cause a massive spike in sexual assaults upon women and children. It’s not the least bit proven outside of Curt Schilling science, but it’s as chant-able as Free College or Bringing Job Back to America as far as empty slogans go.

Places like Target used to cave righteously and swiftly to Christian family groups like the AFA. Now they have two masters. Gay and gay-hater. Watch for a fight in the bedding aisle. No, you will still not be able to find a Target employee anywhere on the floor to help out.

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