Taylor Swift Dominates iHeartRadio Music Awards

April 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Looking less lifelike than the Scarlett Johansson semen robot, Taylor Swift showed off her Mattel rotocast tits and won every single award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. She long ago gave up that painful shtick where she pretends she didn’t know she was going to win and fumbles for words. Now she just calls everybody her bitches and pisses out of her plastic slit onto the first row of seat fillers. The award show voting is a complex system that involves calling up the labels and asking them who they want to win. Justin Bieber was the second biggest winner of the night, looking like a complete tool and still fucking three good looking chicks after the show. Life is fair only in the very general sense.

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