XHamster Cock Blocking North Carolina

If you’re looking for the bleeding edge of civil rights leadership, visit your local online mega-porn redistribution outlet. XHamster, which hosts an endless number of porn clips in robust search categories including “Black Slave Girl” and “Gay Humiliation”, is protesting North Carolina’s new law insisting dudes with dicks use the men’s room regardless of their gender identity. XHamster has started blocking IP addresses from North Carolinians trying to spank on their site. XHamster will continue to allow visitors from the 78 primarily Muslim nations in the world where homosexuality is a heretical crime punishable by being stoned or burned to death.

These laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate. Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. XHamster received 400,000 searches for the term “transsexual” and 319,000 for “gay.”

Your solution to empower the gay and transexual population of North Carolina is to take away their porn? Maybe Shkrelli will disallow sales of his The AIDS drugs in North Carolina to really ratchet up the pressure on legislators who think Jesus brews HIV in his vengeance lab. XHamster joins the chorus of progressive entertainers like Bruce Springsteen who have canceled appearances until North Carolina stops being North Carolina. The South suddenly becoming prejudiced as it has in the past couple of weeks.

I think that porn has the power to do what Bruce Springsteen can’t. — XHamster

Okay, that part is true. Give your new marketing hire a salary bump. At least they’re trying.