Zac Brown Got the Gift of Whitey

If black rappers have one legit beef, it’s that they will never get the Zac Brown treatment from cops in Palm Beach. The country music singer was at a hotel party in Florida featuring hookers and blow when cops barged in and busted nine people. Only eight made it to the arrest sheet. Everyone but Zac Brown.

As he was signing autographs for the excited cops, Brown asked nicely if they could maybe keep his name off the records for the sake of his wife. Wives don’t process cocaine and hookers and hotels as rationally as men do. They lack the nuance. Brown told the officers he had no idea what was going on in the room and only showed up after following an idiot friend’s invite to hang out. If it’s T.I., the police are excavating his anus and tearing apart his tour bus outside while telling him to never come back to Florida. Pour some out for the dudes with grills. Obama was supposed to fix this.

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