Amber Heard Laughing All The Way To The Bank

Amber Heard testified in court of the horrors of Johnny Depp’s domestic abuse then left with her obvious lesbian box licker (see photo) with an expression which could only be described as having just pulled a fast one. The best things in life are free.

The delight she is taking from vindictively throwing a false accusation at her husband can only be realized by newborn babies and those lucky enough to attain enlightenment through constant meditation and fasting or just compulsive masturbation. Or she’s just a broken cunt it’s still up in the air. What’s clear is she believes she’s winning. Let’s leave that up to the casting directors. Her vagina is shaped like a frown face.

Depp will be fine. This is nothing that a mound of coke and six bottles of Jack can’t fix. Zero chance she did oral.

_{Photo Credit: Splash News}