Barry Bonds Not Cool With N Bombs (VIDEO)

Barry Bonds is pissed because a bunch of kids at his daughter’s expensive private school in Los Angeles were caught on video chanting rap lyrics “I fucked yo bitch nigga” while probably high on bath salts and in the process of impregnating one another. Somebody shot the kids singing and mixed the footage with stats about how fancy private schools don’t have many black students. Bonds tweeted that the kids should be suspended and some of the students within the school who nobody likes are equating the amateur sing-along with hate speech.

Everyone knows mimicking a tasteless rap song is not the same thing as throwing bananas at black soccer players. These rich white kids are quoting something someone else said. It would be like suspending them for reading a passage from Huck Finn out loud. Though that might indicate the more learned in the Less Than Zero bunch. The rapper who recorded the song is black, he’s doing pretty well, and the white students are clearly a big fan. The kids doing this don’t even think it’s racist. That’s progress.

Pull your kid out of private school and check out how the other 99 percent lives. Didn’t tweet anything about Ferguson or Michael Brown or Freddie Gray? Get to the root of the problem, prep school jacuzzi parties. Go have some tea with Tipper Gore, pussy boy.