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Charlie Sheen Moving To Mexico

May 25, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can’t do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to live the quiet life. It also happens to be a tax shelter and not impose any child support laws, go figure. Sheen’s cult leader doctor who says he can cure AIDS with arthritic goat milk also lives there. That’s pretty creative nonsense and L Ron Hubbard would be proud. Unfortunately when Sheen went off his meds to give it a shot his viral load spiked to something resembling a Russell Westbrook box score.

His house is in Rosarito which is a suburb of Tijuana. Smart money says Sheen becomes mayor and behaves like the guy from Jaws. This might be where we leave Charlie Sheen. There are basically three strip club/whore houses in Tijuana and if you ever get nostalgic just stop by the Hong Kong. This is the new Elvis sighting. Go forth and prosper Mister Sheen, you gloriously awful Satanist heathen. Fuck you very much.

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