David Hasselhoff is in court trying to get his alimony payments to his ex-wife Pamela Back reduced from a couple hundred grand a year closer to a number resembling zero. Hasselhoff claims he has four grand left in the bank. Bach’s attorneys did some digging and claim Hasselhoff is worth north of a hundred million and is still taking in over a million a year in new income. That’s pretty decent “what the fuck does he do for a living” kind of cash.
Hasselhoff doesn’t deny the income but claims he spends most of it so there’s nothing left. That’s probably not the argument you want to lead with in court. This rich-broke dance between divorced spouses seems entirely unnecessary. The two divorced a decade ago and there are no kids at home anymore. The lifestyle to which you became accustomed includes a drunk has-been eating cheeseburgers on the carpet. You’ve netted two million cash for your troubles. That seems like decent get on your feet cash. Get yourself a new hair weave and a young fucktoy and move on like your husband. Nobody loves a Hasselhoff welfare queen.
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