Janet Jackson Gets A Baby for her 50th

May 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Janet Jackson is having a baby at fifty. This defies the common wisdom that Joe Jackson long ago beat the reproductive systems out of his children leaving them falsetto and barren. A stage dad with a switch and a dream can’t overcome modern science.

Jackson’s been hinting at making a baby with her new super rich Middle Eastern husband just so people wouldn’t say how the fuck can that old bag be having a baby when she finally made the announcement.

Only your body can tell you when you’re ready to have a baby. It’s nature’s miracle. Lightly supported by thirty-nine months of massive medical invention and a laboratory full of bubbling beakers. This is what happens when single white celebrities adopt all the good black babies.

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