Something marvelous happens to a model when they consume food. They get their tits back. What cigarettes and starvation has spent years reducing, having a decent run of meals and producing a child restores. It can’t do much for gapped teeth. Complain about chub around the midsection all you like, the alternative is fucking a chick who resembles a seventh grader. That wasn’t compelling even in seventh grade.
Human women are the only mammals that have permanently engorged breasts. God either meant for them to be milked or on the pages of Jugs magazine. Or both. That sounds more sexist when you say it aloud as opposed to just thinking it and telling your wife how you have tons of faith in her new gluten-free cook book business.
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