Radio Disney Assembles Their Pretty Babies

Disney TV and radio events resemble the trotting out of child sex slave workers freed from dingy sub-basements after Adam LaRoche has raided the joint. We’ve won the battle but we’re losing the war. Fogle has a Foundation. LaRoche just has Wonderboy and Jesus in his bluetooth.

The lineup of finger diddled Children of the Night at the Radio Disney Awards testimony to the dedication of stage parents and their desire to live vicariously and financially soundly through their children. On the Megan’s Law app you can see the blue cluster dots moving toward the venues. It’s like Aliens 2 except the monsters are wearing khakis and have jobs in casting and production. You were in the bottom half of your home schooling class. Take the red pill and the blue pill. You’ll get there faster.

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