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May 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Tamar Braxton was booted from her co-hosting gig on the daytime talk show The Real for coming up “too ghetto” in show sponsor run focus test groups. Braxton, the fourth to fifth most successful Braxton singing sister, had been a mainstay on the show since its launch three years ago. The Real is “real talk” for women in the afternoons, meaning multiracial D-list celebrities bickering loudly about shit they saw on television So, the bus.
The audience test groups were mostly a rubber stamp, initiated after producers were looking for a way to fire her for being a screaming bitch to show staff behind the scenes. You knew the fix was in when the focus group consisted of college educated, working women, who form up to no percent of the early afternoon talk show audience. They found Braxton rolled her eyes often, smacked her lips, and spoke like a drag queen in bitchy ebonics. So straight out of the Watermelon Jones guide to how to nicely explain why you don’t like black women.
Braxton fired back with a conspiracy theory about her firing and noted that all ten of her true fans know the truth. They don’t actually. Take comfort in the fact that you can’t fail downward in the world of lowest common denominator entertainment. Own your cuntiness, engage in some over the top flame wars, and wait for VH-1 to call. This shit is too easy.