What Can You Get For Five Bucks on Cinco De Mayo?

May 6, 2016 | advertisement | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Everybody celebrates the Battle of Puebla in their own way. Though almost everybody celebrates it by getting drunk. That’s what Mexico wants you to do. They supply the beer. You supply the need for a low skilled service based economy. It’s all in the book NAFTA for Beginners. Ignore the racist pictures of fat men in sombreros.

The people at Mr. Skin who produce their naked celebrity content entirely in the United States, never outsourced save for the Korean fetish bits, have a deal for five dollar memberships to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. By the time you read this, it’ll probably be the sixth. Still, just five dollars. If you desire a membership, now would be the time to get one and save some money. Dinero, pendejo. That’s all I got.

Mr. Skin for just five bucks. HERE.

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