You Can Run, But You Can’t Hide From the Mr. Skin $99 Lifetime Special

That big grey dude in the epically shitty new X-Men movie (spoiler alert) lived for a thousand generations. That seems like a long time. Especially without access to any decent pictures of naked mutant chicks. If only he’d have had a $99 Lifetime special membership to Mr. Skin. No re-bills ever. Just think how many times you get re-billed on shit you never wanted in the first place but forgot about. Go on, promise yourself you’ll remember to cancel it before next May. That’s not happening with this deal. You get it for good. No additional payment ever. I think I just came pondering this deal. You can too.

Mr. Skin Memorial Day Lifetime $99 Membership Deal.

It’s a good fucking deal if you dig this kind of stuff. They have a gay site too. Not that it matters.