Amy Schumer Tramp Stamp For Gun Control

Amy Schumer’s lower back henna tattoo appears to prove that she’s a hot sorority chick stuck in a chubby woman’s body. In her younger years she probably gallivanted with the captain of the football team. Then she gained weight. At first the plus sized thing was pretty annoying but it’s hard to argue with the paychecks. May as well embrace it, working out is a pain in the ass. So is banging black dudes who drive their mom’s car. To each their own. She posted this photo following a murder-suicide at UCLA and captioned it:

“Today please #wearorange for gun safety! #everytown.”

If a guy has committed to going on a shooting spree it doesn’t really matter if he’s trained to work the safety. The dude was an engineering student, he would have been able to buy the gun no matter what restrictions were in place. We could outlaw all guns, but that will never happen. So, this appears to be completely pointless. On the plus side it’s the best picture she’s ever taken. We all have fond memories of that exact same tattoo. Enough tequila and the size factor goes out the window. Didn’t mean to use the word chubby, lightly fat.

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