What if Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made a baby and she turned eighteen and started modeling revealing bikinis? That immortal question didn’t take long to answer.
There are those moments when you wonder if good looking celebrity kids will choose a formal education and meaningful occupation over falling back on built-in fame and tits to live in sweet beach houses and fuck boy band singers. Those moments are brief because that decision tree is pretty fucking linear. Get a real job is something people who can’t get a cushy set up like to bark out. There are downsides to having an aging former beauty queen mom and a dad with bad hair extensions. This is the upside. Six hours of work and the rent is paid. I didn’t realize that a million men want to fuck me. Now my rent is paid until 2040. Your nipples look super happy. That’s all we ever wanted for you, sweetheart.
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