Caitlyn Not Playing in Congo

The entire African Continent has only one satellite television provider, MultiChoice. Cable was out of the question because you had to tunnel under the ebola corpse landfills. Plus written permission from Simba.

MultiChoice is operated within Nigeria, a nation which hates the gays something fierce. Roving mobs beat homosexuals in the street before themselves passing from the rampant AIDS in their nation. MultiChoice pulled I Am Cait from their E! Channel broadcast after receiving ardent complaints from Nigerian customers about its transgendered content. Audience letters involving machete decapitations and live tire burning are the ones you’re going to want to forward to senior management. Bruce in a Dress went dark across the entire continent. Bushmen thousands of miles in all directions wailed plaintively. Many a school aged girl clitoris was butchered off that evening.

There are no winners in this circumstance. We all lose when there’s less choice in media. Also, when we don’t get the fuck out of Africa as fast as humanly possible. 

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