Charlotte McKinney in A Bikini

Charlotte McKinney is on that list where she gets invited to every single Los Angeles event a level or two beneath A-list red carpet. Her name is on the e-vite for style magazine galas, tequila company pool parties, and desert events to honor the video poker farms on Indian reservations to make up for the quiet genocide.

The upside is the increased notoriety in a job where that’s literally what you’re selling. The downside is you can’t take off a month to pack on a few pounds and watch a Roots marathon. Don’t bother changing the thong. Squeeze it down with a Purell soaked rag twice a week to keep the ass smells at bay. If the foreign import driving erections in town are pointed your way, you’re getting warmer.

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