Chris Brown Dropped By Publicist

Aside from being sued by his former manager Chris Brown is keeping his death pool stock strong and was just fired by his publicist Nicole Perna who is slightly below Brown on the morality scale. The trouble started when Brown was born and flared up this week over a text message. Apparently Brown wanted to secure some magazine covers for his ratchety clothing line popular among meth addicted MMA guys and middle class gang bangers and nobody was biting. This led Brown to lash out at Perna who eventually responded: 

“These editors don’t want to fuck with you. The majority of my time is spent on damage control. I am constantly cleaning shit up and having your back.”

Making enemies with a powerful publicist may not be a swell idea. Neither is beating the shit out of women or your manager. Brown’s popularity appears to be in part manufactured, and while his Ike Turner act may not keep Vibe from writing flattering album reviews, this might be the straw that broke the douchebag’s back. Consider any future stories about his character extremely truthful hit pieces. That wasn’t even possible ten years ago. Here’s to progress, cheers at your funeral. 

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