Farrah Abraham Empire Building

Farrah Abraham is quietly turning her fifteen minutes of teen pregnancy fame into a small empire of strip mall stores and online vagina molds that might just make her a wealthy woman. Abraham just opened a frozen yogurt shop in Texas, with her furniture store and children’s clothing boutique prepping to open later this summer. It used to be that unwed mothers had to go live with their aunts out of state before moving on to work as the nose-ring girl at Fantastic Sam’s. Now fame trumps infamy.

Would you buy a cute jumper for your kindergartener from a woman known for being ass fucked on a sex swing? Yeah, you would. Abraham is about as stupid as any Kardashian flexing their financial muscle in an era where bukkake is the new bona fides. Keep rubbing your labia on that divan and I’ll take two for my living room. This is so much better than Sears. 

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