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June 14, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Banking giant Goldman Sachs stands accused of hiring prostitutes for Libyan officials so they would stack friendly patsies on their country’s massive oil money investment board. To which Goldman Sachs responded, fuck yeah we did. Naughty Moroccan chicks with crazy tight sphincters. That’s how business gets done. You think people want to hear Hillary Clinton speak for two-hundred and fifty a pop? Somebody’s got to own the President.
The Libyan Investment Authority (LIA) claims Goldman Sachs blew billions of their oil dollars on shitty deals while themselves keeping a sweet cut. In their civil suit, the LIA asserts that Goldman Sachs put up Libyan officials in fancy hotels, flew them to exotic locales, and bought them hookers in order to gain their favor. Still not seeing it. Why not sue Baskin-Robbins for serving you ice cream? It’s like Libya is twelve and wondering why they keep losing to the fast talking dude running the Three Card Monte game on 95th Street. Good luck getting your money back. From Rico or Goldman Sachs. Hard lessons are best learned hard. Welcome to the Western world. There’s no such thing as free pussy.
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