Kanye’s Butt Buddy Possible Rapist

Ian Connor is a hip hop sycophant and fashion consultant, meaning he’s the guy who has to go find drugs and lug carry-ons. He posted a photo of Kanye on his Twitter feed and captioned it Best Friend. That’s sad for a grown man, and even a twelve year old girl. According to two different women, he’s also a rapist. This is shocking. A dude in the fashion industry liking pussy. Kanye is probably into fucking his wife but also getting fisted in his asshole so we’ll call it a wash. Plus she kind of looks like a dude. His accuser gave a vastly detailed account of the assault:

“He pushed my head down and then he had his other arm around my body. That’s when he started to rape me. I was screaming and crying.”

Ian Connor responded by calling her a “walking trash can emoji” which, the serious nature of the accusation aside, is deviously funny. What’s clear is she got gonorrhea and claims it was transmitted in the rape. Connor is denying the charges. Yet he almost certainly has gonorrhea regardless of whether or not he’s a rapist, which he probably is.

The state of hip hop pussy has always been exceptionally poor. Rappers always brag about all the chicks they fuck. They never mention that half of them look like Lil Wayne. The women all want to get pregnant to get off welfare and the dudes are usually fucking guys like Ian Connor in the ass on the tour bus. This leads to a ton of unprotected sex and a ubiquity of STD’s. If you hang out with these grease balls assume the worst or at least carry a mini baseball bat for protection and to stick it in Kanye West’s asshole if need be.

_{Photo Credit: Twitter}