Once Congress is done posturing on gun control, it’s time to get down to the business of female teacher predators. There has been a stiff rise in the number of twenty and thirty-something female teachers throwing themselves sexually at their students as young as hairless. The public seems divided as to the right balance between punishing sexual predators and applauding the good fortune of shy boys getting fully grown women buying them shit and hopping on their virgin cocks.
Martial arts weapons master Stephanie Figueroa taught karate in Orlando, Florida’s cursed hamlet, where she channeled the powers of the ancient arts to hook up with the young yellow belts. She sent nudes and pussy shots to one eleven year old boy along with come-ons to be the only guest of her upcoming birthday party sleepover. Smooth. When any dude texts back to your obvious sex proposal with “OK I don’t know” it’s a sign that he might be too young for your clutches. You’re not hot with crazy eyes like the other teachers sleeping with their students. How’d I win-lose this roulette game? Let the jury note this chick is funky looking and cracks bricks with her forehead. Hang her.
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