Kesha Has Arrived

Kesha accused music producer Dr. Luke of raping her with the indisputable evidence of absolutely zilch. She’s now the de facto victim twice over in the eyes of ideologue feminists and Taylor Swift for whom a tossed out rape case just means another man walks free. 

The online style magazine The Outfit can’t stop fluffing Kesha. The Outfit is owned by Time, Inc. whose CEO receives millions in bonuses for diversity goals and surrendering in French fashion to multicultural sensitivities. Before she claimed rape, Kesha was nothing. Now she’s the maypole. The thicker one resembling a beluga. Kesha posted a photo of herself in an undersized bikini top because that’s how you get cheap likes on social media. The Outfit’s breathless reporter covered the obvious titty show incident with all the objective savvy of a six year old describing her first trip to Disneyland:

From shutting down a body shamer to opening up about her eating disorder, Kesha has been all about spreading body positivity lately. And while her latest Instagram post is pretty funny, it also furthers her message about body love. Kesha shared a pic of herself in a bikini top that was too small. But instead of letting it upset her (hey, we’ve all been there), she laughs it off, Love that!

If your education wasn’t free, you overpaid. Kesha fan site writers show more perspicacity. Once you take on as your heroes women who cry rape during contract negotiations, you acknowledge that accusations are more significant than evidence. You’ve basically conceded to lynching. Suck on that, Internet journalists desperate to punish all men because dad wanted a boy. Men are pigs. So are many women. They’re all blogging in lower Manhattan.

_{Photo credit: Instagram/Kesha}