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Khloe Kardashian Plowed Afresh

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Someday some researcher who doesn’t mind getting thrown out of their cushy University gig will figure out why so many high level black athletes are dying to fuck the Kardashian sisters. It’s not racist if the word “scientist” is used in the description. Over the Memorial Day weekend Khloe Kardashian was spotted at Drake’s private party rubbing her ginormous fake ass up against New York Giants receiver Odell Beckham, Jr., causing the Internet population of single asthmatics in foreign compacts to go into frenzy mode. 

Kardashian quickly shot down the rumors of the only interesting thing to happen in her life since her stepdad became a woman and her husband tried to kill himself with generic viagra and whores. She claimed the evening with Beckham was some cocktails and innocent flirting and that the photos somebody sold to TMZ were a horrible invasion of her privacy since she got none of the take. An anonymous E! insider to the story, which is always Kris Jenner, noted that Khloe does in fact find Beckham to be “sexy” and that Beckham in return thinks that Kardashian is “fine”. Gone are the day when Deep Throat made reporters work a little bit. 

The Kardashians have fucked more NFL players than Roger Goodell. You can borrow that one for the office. It would be more untoward if it weren’t for the fact that these dudes who could fuck anybody are seeking these 30-something Armenian trainables out for six months of ass fucking. Now that Global Warming is undebatable, this has to be next, right?

Photo credit: TMZSports.com

Tags: khloe kardashian odell beckham, jr.




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