Helen Mirren Applauds Kim Kardashian

Dame Helen Mirren effusively praised groundbreaking female entertainers of the past thirty years who have given the middle finger to authority. She noted Pretenders front woman Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Bonnie Raitt, and Pussy Riot as invaluable members of the club of women who broke open conformity barriers.

Mirren added Kim Kardashian to her list of notables despite her lack of any achievement outside of being a porn star:

I’m not into the Kardashians, it’s a phenomenon I just don’t find interesting, but – and this is the big word: B-U-T-T – it’s wonderful that you’re allowed to have a butt nowadays. Thanks to Madame Kardashian, and before her, J-Lo. We’re also allowed to have thighs now, which is great too. It’s very positive.

Super duper positive. Especially when copious amounts of centrifuged fat are injected sub-gluteal while the waist is tightly cinched so as to produce an internal deformity of an artificially slender waist. It did wonders for Kim’s deceased be mother-in-law.

Mirren made the classic mistake of confusing bravado with audacity. Also praising a sex worker for advancing the cause of women’s equality. Daring people are a treasure. Shameless people are assholes. Which one calls the press to take pictures of her tits while taking her kids to see the Lion King musical? No, the answer is not Pussy Riot. Fucking dames.

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