Kim Kardashian Fuckable Posedown

Everybody is amazed at Kim Kardashian’s weight loss. At least everybody who doesn’t understand how amphetamines and starvation work. Malnutrition isn’t good for the body. Fifty million a year in offshore dollars is. 

Kim Kardashian was selected to cover GQ magazine’s Love Sex and Madness edition wherein the periodical uses pre-screened responses from a celebrity’s public relations representatives to provide relationship advice to their softly metrosexual readers. GQ promises this is Kim Kardashian as you’ve never seen her before. So clothes and no black dick in her ass. If you’re interested in how Kim keeps the relationship spicy with Kanye and why she’s standing firmly behind Hillary Clinton, you probably already shave your balls and own more silk shirts than your last three girlfriends who didn’t understand you. Real porn isn’t just a content option, it’s a dividing line between who you want in your foxhole when the bullets start whizzing.

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