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Michael Phelps Makes Aquatic Mammal

June 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Michael Phelps has come a long way since being a fall down drunk fucking a transsexual porn star who looked like Curt Hennig. He just had a baby with his wife who is a former Miss California. Odds are high she’s too dumb to work the Internet and memorizes flash cards to order a Benedict.

Any time you can Google your husband’s ex along with the word anal and several hi def videos pop up there’s a real problem.

Phelps named the kid Boomer which is pretty cool but it’s not clear when they’re going to clip his wings. Phelps is apparently still a swimmer, a sport slightly more exciting than watching someone jerk off on an inner tube. He’ll relapse soon and pawn some gold medals. This kid has all the makings of a first round draft pick. It’s amazing he escaped Zika.

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