Olivia Wilde’s Fake Muff Still Bemuses (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Some years ago grown women started shaving and waxing their carpets to be more alluring to men who liked completely hairless women. So, men who fancied prepubescent girls. It’s not entirely creepy, but you have to admit it’s more Japanese businessman leaning than you’d like.

You can’t flash bare vulva in a period film. The continuity supervisor will rip her own hair out to fashion you a contemporary beaver. Just leave it be. Maybe a quick trip to Supercuts once a month if you’re fairly solid on Peruvian mountain dialects.

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