Sarah Paulson Topless Statement

Sarah Paulson will forever be known as the lesbian actress going down on her 73-year old actress girlfriend. It’s like making a last second shot in the big game. Or missing. Nobody’s ever going to say, hey, aren’t you the guy who is now a senior accountant and has four kids and mows his lawn nicely. You’ve been marked for life.

Being topless in a magazine is pretty bold. None of the other dozen actresses in this same spread opted to show their tits. Though not bold enough. Try a mass shooting if you’re looking to overhaul your Google search results. Silicon Valley loves LGBT, but abhors nudity. Does old lady smell include the sacred snatch? I’m asking for a randy friend who works with seniors.

_{Photo Credit: W Magazine}