Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown

Suge Knight is a real pin cushion of bullet holes. He is suing Chris Brown and Zika ridden 1Oak from behind bars because they didn’t have adequate security during a Chris Brown party where Knight was shot up for the third time that week. Security Guard rule #1, don’t let Suge Knight in the building. Failing that, someone’s getting shot. With no apparent sense of the irony involved, Knight’s lawyer actually referenced the fact that getting shot at Chris Brown’s party took a particular toll on Knight because he was simultaneously in the process of recovering from being shot a few months earlier. What’s up with your life bro? This cannot be bad luck: 

“Mr. Knight was still extremely frail from his gunshot injuries less than five months earlier.” 

Lost in all of this is the obvious: stay the fuck out of 1Oak unless you want to get shot or get herpes or get shot with hollow point bullets laced with herpes. Perhaps Suge Knight will bankrupt them and CompStat’s numbers will take a nosedive. It doesn’t really matter because it’s tough to spend money in jail, although Knight would obviously use any judgement money to put a hit on Chris Brown and complete this glorious cycle of ghetto fucktard metamorphosis. Good luck black Forrest Gump. 

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