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Renamed Yolanda Hadid Still Working the Lyme Disease

June 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Yolanda Foster dropped the Foster last name after her latest husband divorced her citing her insatiable need for publicity. She went back to Hadid even though that real estate mogul is no longer her husband either. Hadid has titled her new book, Believe Me: My Battle with the Invisible Disability of Lyme Disease, because it’s important to highlight the fact that nobody believes your central claim within the very title of your book.

Hadid’s been going overloading social media with bikini pictures and confused inspirational quotes that E! watchers re-Tweet as the world’s lowest form of expression:

A flower does not compete with the flower next to it, IT JUST BLOOMS.

Thanks. I’m only six more clues away from finding the hidden treasure of Nefertiti. To think only half a generation ago we never had to hear from 52-year old former models unless we turned on QVC. 

If you’re turning the celebrity screw on your self-diagnosed Lyme disease, maybe start posting more bed-ridden blood transfusion shots and less photos of yourself in bikinis in Tahiti. Maybe you are stricken with some invisible disease, maybe you’re not. Work the fucking imagery. More lamb fetus and yucca shakes. Have you never seen Hillary Clinton staging a trip to the grocery store? Just making some Oscar Meyer bologna sandwiches for me and Chelsea. Lying is easy. Lying well takes some thought.

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