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June 6, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
If unprotected sex with Brazilian hookers is your thrill, be aware that the Zika virus can be spread via oral sex. Zika gives your future baby a decidedly shrunken apple head to serve as a constant reminder to your wife what the fuck you really did at that chiropractors convention in Rio.
One hundred and fifty healthcare professionals had previously signed a petition urging the International Olympic Committee to relocate or at least delay the Summer Olympics until there’s a better handle on the mosquito borne viral outbreak plaguing Brazil. Bribe money and favorably distributed no bid contracts is a powerful incentive to stay the course, but now that IOC Rio sex party girls may have Zika mouth, some re-jiggering might be in order. You never want to be on the leading edge of a pandemic. It means a research group wristband and hairless nuts. Sean Penn and Tom Hanks are too old to play you in the movie. You’re getting the kid from Harry Potter. There’s no dignity left in STDs.
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