Angelique Morgan Bikini Yogurt Feeding Time

This is what came to mind during speeches about border protection. How did this French chick get in here and what if she had been Syrian? We’re clearly not vetting. There’s a job in Hollywood called splashing yogurt on your tits but there’s no lack of Americans angling for this same position.

Turn down any street in the Thirty Mile Zone and you’ll see a bleached blond woman gyrating in simulated sex waiting for paparazzi to shoot a “why the fuck not, it’s digital” shot of her ass. Oops, I dropped my beaver. From a decent distance you’re still too attractive to be washing dishes. See something, say something. France needs you now more than ever.

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