Barebacking the house cleaner when the wife is out shopping can have a fairy tale ending. If it wasn’t clear before, it’s clear now, Joseph Baena is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son. Less clear is how Schwarzenegger’s two legitimate sons feel about Spanish speaking Jon Snow looking more like their father than themselves. Pretend not to care, followed by sobbing subconsciously wondering how the paterfamilias could ever love you the same.
When the world first saw photos of the fat frumpy cleaning lady Arnie fucked a baby into, the reaction was universal disappointment. It was a Lewinsky redux with the understanding the Clinton was smart enough not to finish in her chubby snatch. Moral judgement is far simpler than reminding yourself all the shitty stupid things you’ve done with your hard-ons through the years. It’s not as if Clinton or Schwarzenegger could step outside the big house and hit the clubs in search of pussy. You go with what God provides. It’s never pretty, but it’s warm.
Look how fucking happy that kid is. From nasty sex comes a miracle. That sounds better in Latin.
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