DNC Using Craigslist Hired Cheerers (VIDEO)

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Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton each received raucous almost Kim Jong Un level reactions to their speeches at the Democratic National Convention, an annoying institution carefully situated between football and basketball season when we really start slumming it for entertainment.

Part of the crowd’s enthusiasm, outside of their obvious susceptibility to shallow propaganda and recycled clichés may have stemmed from the fact that many of them were paid to be there.

According to multiple reports, Bernie Sanders supporters who had temporarily left their seats at the convention to attend Bernie-centric protests such as smoking hookah out of a female condom found themselves blocked from the convention floor with their seats replaced by those fucking creeps who attend studio tapings of America’s Funniest Videos. Subsequent reports turned up Craiglists ads offering fifty bucks pay

While this is clearly 1984 level thought control one thing is for certain: the Democratic party is totally fine with that. Decisions like these come from the top down. For example the chair of the committee will step down amid corruption allegations and join the campaign of the candidate she’s been throwing the primaries for without much of a peep from the national media.

Don Lemon will gladly dance around on a concrete floor with a pre-approved noise maker. Just send the memo. We need strong psychotic women in government. Your house is underwater good thing they suspended the tampon tax. 

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